Here are a few quickies.
Mmmm. Just the way I like it.

  • I almost always drive at least 5MPH over the speed limit.
  • I’ve been known to flip people off when they drive like idiots.
  • I’ve occasionally shouted obscenities at people when the finger isn’t good enough. Yes. While my window is down.
  • I stop for pedestrians. I know! What an old hag.
  • I rock out while listening to my music. I probably look like an idiot, but I don’t really care. It keeps me from wanting to run my car into people other cars things.